Thursday, January 10, 2008

Cookies and Milk

A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch
together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little boy
asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?"

Grandpa replied, "Can your pecker touch your ass?" The little boy
answered, "No Grandpa, it's just a little pecker! Grandpa said, "Then
you're not man enough to have a beer."

A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, "Grandpa,
can I have a cigar?"

Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your pecker touch your ass?" The little
boy answered "no," again. Grandpa said, "Then you're not man enough to
have a cigar

A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and
milk.

Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?" The boy asked, "Can your pecker
touch your ass?" Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my
ass!"

The boy replied, "Then go fuck yourself! Grandma made these for me."

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Welcome To The News Maze

I opened this blog...
so I could get off my chest shit that racks my nerves in the news. Between the media, the politicians, local sports, and public servant bullshit issues.

We have been handed nothing but lies about the war, September 11th 2001, Katrina, the oil take over, the cell phone radiation, and the heroin deals this government has made over the past administration's takeover.

The body count has been astronomical, and the attention it gets is always in bits and pieces. Some focus on the war, some 9-11, some on the victims of Katrina and some on the edges of the reality that we are getting screwed big time.

Here we will focus on it all! No free rides and no hidden agendas. We want answers, we'll ask for them, we'll share them and we'll plead for them as well.

September 11th 2001 I think is a good place for me to start. So many people had died, and so many questions had risen from the flesh infested dust, yet we let it pass without as much as a legal commitment. Justice was blinded by headlines of anthrax, Eron, the Church and it's sex scandals and anything else the people were willing to let blind them.

Normally, here in New York, we take pride in how we approach a crime scene. We look at details and we piece together what could be the cause of the crime. But this crime, had no crime scene, no investigation, no evidence turned over to the DA's office. What we got was full line of bullshit, that people wanted to believe, for people to keep the faith, while all along, being lied to. Sometimes, a lie, can be swallowed and digested just so it will pass through us.

First with all crimes, we have to look at who had the means, the motive and the opportunity. Within that frame work most crime investigations are conducted. We never had that chance, that chance was taken away from us before September 11, 2001. Now, in 2007, the crime scene still sits with human ash and more people paying the price because of this ash. A crime that has been killing for over seven years, and yet we still have no investigation? What we have is a war, deflecting our deepest desire to ask a simple question. What really happened on September 11th 2001?